Old People
Two Nursing Home Escapees Were Found at the World's Biggest Metal Fest
They were "disoriented and dazed" by the time the cops finally tracked them down.
We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 22
We even hired a new intern this time around. Don't say we never did anything for you.
Earth's Supposed Oldest Living Person Has Hated Every Day of Her Life
Koku Istambulova says she's 128 years old and considers her longevity a punishment from God.
What Are Old People Doing on Facebook?
The site has never been more popular with over-55s, but what's going on in their News Feed that they love so much?
An Elderly Couple Got Busted with 60 Pounds of 'Christmas Presents'
It's unclear whether the couple wanted to use the weed to spread yuletide highs or if they had a secret scheme to sling.
When Is a Judge Too Old to Judge?
Out of more than 1,200 active and senior federal judges, 16 percent will be 80 or older by the end of 2017, and 39 will be at least 90.
Finally, Someone Is Teaching Old People How to Fuck Good
Pornhub's new educational video, out on VHS, imparts sex safety tips to the elderly.
What It’s Like to Be a Young Person in the Oldest Town in the UK
In Leave-voting Eastbourne, the average age is 71 and teenagers are nowhere to be found.
A Chat with the 86-year-old Who Sprayed 'Money for Weapons Kills!' on the Wall of a Swiss Bank
Officers took Louise Schneider away after she sprayed "Money for Weapons kills!" on the construction wall of the Swiss National Bank.
VICE Without Context: 'I Replied with a Picture of My Dog's Ass and Said Yes'
VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 3, presented with no context.
[NSFW] A Boatful of Senior Citizens Get Freaky in this Animated Short
High seas hijinks unfold on a party boat for swinging seniors in 'NSFWhale.'
'Old Skin,' Today's Comic by Marlene Krause
An old lady wants a tattoo of her house but the tattooist says noooooooo in this comic by Marlene Krause.