Pants
Leather Pants Are Bad, and The Stone Roses Do Not Like Them
Apparently Slash offered to join group after John Squire left in 1996, but Ian Brown and company decided "we’re not going to work with a guy with leather pants, are we?"
The Revolutionary History of the Pantsuit
A century after women could be arrested for wearing pants, the two-piece still reflects the aspirations of women seeking to defy gender norms and incites the ire of those intent on keeping us in our place.
Jidenna's "Knickers" Slaps, But It Ain't About Pants
It follows the lead of "Classic Man" in wrapping a pop nugget in subversive rebellion.
Worse Ideas Than Cropped, Flared Pants
Here is a compete list of worse ideas than cropped, flared pants. Anything not included on this list should be considered a better idea.
These 'Wallace and Gromit' Style Pants Will Prepare Humans for Mars
The weird orange bloomers could help regulate the effects of fluid shifts in our body.
Blend All of These Totally Weird YouTube Videos Into One Messed Up Piña Colada
Here is how to make a piña colada in your brain by watching bizarre, coconutty internet videos.
John Daly Continues His Pants-Related Mastery At The British Open
John Daly owns a large number of unusual pants, and isn't afraid to wear them on a golf course. This is one of many great things about him, but wow these pants.
Authorities Busted Portland Food Carts For Using Meat from Thieves’ Pants
Two Portland food cart owners have been arrested after a months-long investigation revealed that they were buying meat from shoplifters who had smuggled it in their pants.
A Brief History of People Shoving Other People's Meat Down Their Pants
It's probably the worst place that a person could put raw meat, but thieves around the globe routinely shoplift steaks, bacon, and sausage by hiding them in their pants. The food safety implications alone are enough to put you off grilling season.