Presents
The Best Valentine’s Day Gifts for Friends, ‘Cause They Were Here First
The Beavis to your Butt-Head deserves adult friendship bracelets, cocktail tools, custom BFF thongs, and other Valentine’s Day gifts for friends.
The Best Gifts for Men, According to the Real Guys Who Received Them
The best gifts for men include declared couples’ kayaks, Le Creuset cookware, and unbreakable flasks.
I Asked Santa Which Celebrities and Politicians Are Naughty or Nice
A professional Santa dishes the dirt on this year's naughty list.
The Best Unique Wedding Gift Ideas, Because Love Is More Than a Toaster
What to give a couple you’ve known forever, or barely know at all? Ikebana kits, unique cookware, a cult bidet under $100, and more.
The Best Gifts for Coworkers (That Instantly Make You the Cool Colleague)
What to give the boss who has everything, or the one colleague you don’t know well? Go for NASA-approved pens, Japanese snacks, and some fancy EVOO.
Taco Bell's Scented 'Crunchwrapping Paper' Sold Out Immediately
Who DOESN'T want their new cashmere sweaters and Bluetooth speakers to reek of ground beef and sour cream?
The Spirit of Giving: A Desi Boozy Gift Guide
The coolest made-in-India alcohol for the coolest people in your life.
Christmas Presents Are Bad, Actually
Forget to get someone a gift? Let me provide you with after-the-fact justification.
Here's What Your Christmas Present from Your Partner Says About Your Relationship
Christmas is the time where you really find out whether the person you're having sex with knows you at all.
I Opened the Most Ridiculous Advent Calendars On the Market
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me: a "penis extender" with textured ribs, 24 shots of tequila, and a kit to "pimp my prosecco."
10 Office Gifts for the Coworkers You Think Are OK. Fine, Even
Even your most boring-ass coworkers will delight in a li'l holiday spirit this season!