THE VICE GUIDE TO NORTH KOREA ON CNN

OK, this is getting ridiculous. Not only is our expose on North Korea from two years ago a bigger news story on CNN than the snowstorm, cell phone price-gouging, AND the dead guy from Deadliest Catch, somehow it's a bigger story than itself. Can anybody who's good with like string theory or Lost explain to us how this is physically possible? We'd like to know whether to be psyched for dominating CNN's top slot or concerned for the integrity of the 1-4th dimensions.