Maclean’s cover story is an earnest, steely-eyed look at the conservative leaders who don’t want a carbon tax (their own climate change plans being tbd), and our staff can’t stop laughing. Rather than take seriously this embarrassing interpretation of “The Resistance” we decided to come up with 70 other things this photo could be. We can’t promise that any of these are good, as we put in about the same amount of effort as their photoshop person did. (We’ve also thrown in some good tweets.)
Here is the photo for reference.
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Harry Rosen sales associates looking at you when you enter the store
Siri, show me a box seat at a Steve Miller Band show
Siri, show me who still listens to Macklemore
Siri, show me white privilege
“The porterhouse here is superb”
If Transformers were just minivans.
The Worst Wing
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Entourage fan club meeting
When you think Swiss Chalet is “ethnic food.”
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Suits, season 70
It’s like Ocean’s 11 except every character has had a serious battle with gout in the past.
What happens when the headline writer thinks the Empire are the good guys
Also, who the hell is the dude on the right?
You don’t get very many chances to get on the cover of Maclean’s and the guy on the right goes with that haircut
One showed me pain, one showed me pain, one showed me pain, one showed me pain, one sold me hash in a parking lot
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…..the Aristocrats!
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Is Brian “Slenderman” Pallister the muscle here?
“So who here is going to fuck my wife?”
What happens when Rogers lays off the art department
The Resistance is puerile
This photo thinks season 2 of The Wire is the best season
When the wife gently suggests you eat more fibre
Old, white, and blue
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This photo won’t shut up about how much it loves “gastropubs”
Diversity is for tie colours
The Fellowship of The (Right) Wing
Nice climate you got there… would be a shame if something happened to it.
The Moody Blues
It’s like the opening scene of The Usual Suspects but instead of laughing at Del Toro’s farts they’re breathing through their mouth cause Doug Ford just “wrecked the bathroom.”
“Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you!”
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“Ya’ll ready to go to the Peter Gabriel concert!?!?!”
Every single one of these guys has a “mancave” in their basement
Every single one of these guys has a Fight Club poster in their house
Every single one of these guys has more than one house
The giggle Andrew Scheer is struggling to suppress in this photo is more joy than all of the other men around him have ever experienced in their adult lives, combined
Siri, show me who watches the CFL
These are the guys who go on that Hedonism 2 trip your local classic rock radio station is always pushing.
Siri, show me a Munk Debate audience
Seriously, who the fuck is that guy on the right?!?!
You deserve the best representation in Family Court and we know, since we’ve all been there
After this photo was taken Doug Ford put Andrew Scheer on his shelf to look over his kids until Christmas comes around
None of these guys actually know how to spell ‘resistance’
We finally found out who likes the Eagles.
Remember B4-4? This is them now. Feel old yet?
I don’t even want to know the combined number of times these men have used the term “non-whites.”
Why does every single one of these men look like they could have been the asshole vice principal at your high school
These are the guys that get mad at dogs running around a park off their leash.
Doug is fucking PEAKING and just barely holding it together
When Cellino & Barnes goes bad
When you walk into the room after arriving late to the local country club’s gangbang night
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Doug definitely gave all these guys nicknames they didn’t want right? Like Scheer was Pipsqueek, Pallister was Tiny. Kenney was Don Quitoxe. And he forgot about that guy on the right.
Wait, didn’t one of these guys coach the Ottawa Senators?
Seriously did that fucking guy on the right just wander in there from the street?!?!
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All of these guys have been called “Mamma’s Special Boy” at least once in their life.
Mayonnaise focus group.
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“By your powers combined, I am Captain Manlet!”
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY ON THE RIGHT!?!?
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