Haarp Bizarre

Illustration of the world being destroyed by a giant tsunami of turds by Mimi Leung

Vice: So, what is HAARP?

Dr Nick Begich: What does it do? Wow, like X-ray vision via radio waves from space? Pretty cool. What else could a HAARP-style project do in the near future? That’s a bit scarier. That’s more like it! But why do you think the government is lying? Why, for instance, do they offer free tours of the HAARP site if it’s a top secret death ray? haarp.alaska.edu