Hating Life

EMILY “I felt horrible the next day but I only slept a few hours. It was probably just lack of sleep. Come to think of it I didn’t have a very bad headache and we drank a lot of champagne so maybe the pill took the edge off that.”

CAROL “I had the worst hangover of my entire life. I felt like shit and didn’t make it to work until two in the afternoon the next day. The hangover pill makes you party harder and hate life the next day.”


CARRIE “I didn’t have a hangover but I didn’t drink enough to get a bad hangover. I couldn’t really drink a lot for some reason. I don’t know if it’s because it spilt on the van or if the pill made me less able to drink. I did notice I couldn’t get my swerve on.” Before the fashion shoot we gave every model a pill known as the Hangover Prevention Formula. Everyone proceeded to drink their asses off with reckless abandon and was contacted for comments a few days later. It should be noted that Alex was fed a Claritin in order to monitor the placebo Effect.
SHARKY “I didn’t sleep that night so I felt fucked up but I don’t think it was the hangover. I think it was from not sleeping. I didn’t have a headache which is weird since I drank every kind of booze the night before but I was too exhausted to be a good gauge.” ALEX “I didn’t feel any different really. I only had three hours sleep so I didn’t have time to get hungover. Generally I don’t drink that much so getting severely hungover is not a risk.” MERYL “I felt totally normal. Usually I’d have a little bit of a hangover but this time I felt great. I’m not a big hangover person though. If I get really, really drunk I’d just puke the night before and not be that hungover. I’ve never really had a bad hangover.” SAM “That was the worst hangover I ever had in my life. I started puking when I got home that night. I couldn’t even make it to the bathroom. I puked in the wastebasket next to my bed. When I woke up at 5:00 PM the next day it was full. It took three days to recover.”