Itsi and his galactic wang.

SABERSEGGING

The Two Greatest Inventions of All Time, Together at Last

When history looks back at our quaint little era, it will focus on two things, the two most outstanding technological achievements of mankind: Segways and lightsabers. Segways are the chariots of the modern age, and lightsabers are the sabers of the modern age. Why hasn’t anyone thought to combine them? Well, we have. We have thought to combine them into a genius new sport called Sabersegging that we here at magazine have invented. Copyright: us. Step 1 was inventing this genius game (done), and step 2 was sending correspondent Jason Crombie off to become the first Sabersegger ever in existence. Take it away, Crombo. Ghost Ready, set, Saberseg! A pretty rainbow assortment of lightsabers. Star Wars Caddyshack Flynn uses the Force to master advanced headstand-Segging.

The author demonstrates his fearsome battle stance.

Awesome. For more two-wheel dueling, check out our new series on VBS.TV. in April.