GOOD MORNING, SINNERS… WITH WARREN ELLIS: THE VALLEY OF EXPECTATIONS
Human spaceflight may be dead, but the future’s still death from above.
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TRACING KODY MAXSON, THE ONLINE BLACKMAILER ALLEGED TO HAVE TORMENTED AMANDA TODD
Tracking down the jailbait-loving internet scumbag who drove a 15-year-old girl to suicide.
I TOOK FEMALE VIAGRA FOR A WEEK
The river Nile was unleashed in my panties.
I SURVIVED AN ASSASSINATION HIT ON A REAL IRA LEADER
How Paul Stewart got caught up in a war between paramilitaries and drugs gangs.
I GOT FRED FROM SPECTOR TATTOOED ON MY NECK
I’ve also got Martin Daubney, former editor of Loaded magazine, all four members of Franz Ferdinand and, of course, olympic rower, James Cracknell.
GREECE’S FASCIST HOMOPHOBES HAVE GOD AND POLICE ON THEIR SIDE
The Golden Dawn, nuns and Athens cops versus a play about a gay Jesus.
IN THE QUEUE – FRIEZE ART FAIR
Hanging out an Frieze to try and understand what art is.
A SCHOOL REENACTED CHRIS BROWN’S DOMESTIC ABUSE WITH BLACKFACE
Apparently it’s no big deal, though, and everyone should just stop blowing it out of proportion.
I HUNG OUT IN A WARLORD’S ARMS FACTORY
He showed me where his guns are made, then took me to his drug cubby and offered me some heroin.
WHY DID THESE PEOPLE QUEUE TWO HOURS FOR AN IN-N-OUT BURGER?
In-N-Out came to Hendon, suburban northwest London, culinary centre of the world, and a bunch of people travelled miles and queued for hours to get one of their burgers. We asked them why.
CAN A THREE-YEAR-OLD CHILD REALLY MAKE MODERN ART?
People always say modern art looks like it was made by a three-year-old, so I took a three-year-old to an art gallery and got him to copy a load of paintings.
‘THE CARTEL’ ARE BRITAIN’S BIGGEST DRUG GANG
Graham Johnson wrote a book about the Liverpool-based gang who’ve been running Britain’s drug trade for the last 40 years.
I LEARNED HOW TO STOP BEING A LOSER AND START WINNING
Spending the day at the National Achievers Congress, learning how to stop being such a fucking loser.
