Street Poll

Vice: What’s going on here?

Kate: Which one am I? OK. Are you in here? Vice: This is the second self-portrait that’s turned into a cock-man we’ve had today.

Will: I’m not going to ask what that means. He seems sad. Clearly Vice: If it was anyone else I would say this was too simple, but it actually works with you.

Rory: You sure are. That explains a lot.

Vice: Oh my goodness. What is happening here?

John: OK. [We wait] Oh my goodness. Does this represent you? Vice: What’s your name?

Ellie: Are you an art student? Tell me a little bit about fashion history. How do you like it? Vice: Can you say your name?

Katie: I like your nose.
It will do. Are you a student as well?

Vice: Hi Liz!

Liz: I see you’ve got a bow in this. But you don’t have one in real life. Vice: What’s your name?

Luke: Neat. Is your hat part of your identity? Is it to keep your head warm or for fashion? Vice: Are you a student?

Phoebe: It looks a little bit like a baby.

Vice: Ha, I don’t really have many questions about this one.

Linsey: Boobs and Linsey. Vice: Tell me about what you’re doing here.

Susan: Your hair looks much more orderly in real life. Vice: So, you’re a designer around here?

Mark: Vice Oh goodness, lucky you! Well, what are you doing here with this portrait? The noodles are not in the picture.