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COPS ISSUE UNDERSTOOD
Vice COPS ISSUE MISUNDERSTOOD
Vice What the fuck is a “motherclucker”? WE’RE COPS, WE’RE QUEER, GET USED TO IT
Vice SURE, SURE
Vice Are the DOs and DON’Ts really about what’s hot and what’s not? No they aren’t, you fucking retard. In fact, the majority of the time a DON’T is someone that takes fashion really seriously and is trying their ass off. Go to the archives page online and look at the past 200 in the grid. Does it look like a column about labels? DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH DEPT.
Vice Nope. Not in the American edition anyway. We’re over it. Those sophisticates in Europe still love “electronica,” so we run it there. You can read it at viceland.com. COPS’ FAVORITE PEOPLE
Vice, Fine, but the point is our culture is so determined to “Question Authority” and catch people in uniform fucking up that the abuse pendulum has swung the other way and they can no longer do their fucking jobs. Policing the police sounds good on paper, but when you’re the only ones playing by the rules, you are a sitting duck for people that can’t wait to abuse the system.
ESKIMO LIFE
Vice GROSS JAR INTERNATIONALE Vice THE PETA PATTER OF LITTLE FEET
Vice Sorry to break it to you, lady, but all kitty cats will one day die. So will all puppies, bunnies, grandmas, and you. PS: We had Iraqis’ blown-off faces in the Sex Issue.