INFILTRATING THE FREEMASONS

Vice: How did you join the freemasons? Irish freemason grand master: Sounds sinister, tell me more. So what are the freemasons exactly? Are there Satanic rituals and black magic going on? Da Vinci Code Da Vinci Code What are all the crazy symbols about? Is it all a massive global network? Do you still use secret handshakes? So what the hell do you all do? You all help each other get jobs, right? Is it true that once you join, you can never leave? What do you know about all the masonic conspiracies? What’s really going on? Didn’t they set up America as their base for world domination? So there’s people using masonry for nefarious practices? So why does everyone think it’s so sinister? What happens at your meetings? Last of the Summer Wine That sounds really nice. You must have loads of people wanting to join. Da Vinci Code Great, how do I join? DAVID CANO