Dr. Kobus Jonker: God’s Detective

sangomas sangomas muti sangomas baloyi baloyi muti baloyi You delivered testimony at the trial of Morné Haarmse, a.k.a. the Samurai Sword Killer. Do you think Slipknot’s music influenced him to repeatedly hack at his fellow pupils and ground staff with a kitana? He was wearing one of those masks after all.
Dr. Kobus Jonker: Probably even more than ninety-nine percent.
Fokofpolisiekar Tell me a bit about your work that involved investigating cults.
Hells yeah.
What about the sangomas?
sangomas sangomas baloyi sangomas baloyi Dr. Jonker with an ichoba—a sangoma’s magic wand made from a cow’s tail. So the baloyi that perform muti killings… what do they use penises for?
sangoma muti Thanks for the heads-up. Are you still involved with cult crime investigations?
How do Satanists in South Africa differ from those abroad?
Why do think that is the case?
die sleutelhouers That was the situation with the Samurai Killer, right?
Have you ever come into contact with someone that has been possessed?
sangoma I don’t believe what I’m seeing now Evidence confiscated from a Satanic ritual investigated by the Occult Unit. This is the kind of thing Satanists do when they get together and pray to the Dark Lord. Ants?
And you dealt with stuff like this on a regular basis?
Tokoloshe sangomas sangoma And you think he may have been the Tokoloshe?
Tokoloshe Tokoloshe Returning to Satanism, what’s with the whole ‘torture and sacrifice cats’ thing?
Thanks for the interview.
sangoma ichoba ichoba I’ll try and remember that.