If dudes who appeared on SportsCenter were bands, there is no question John Clayton would be Slayer, no questions asked. He’s this all-knowing, petulant nerd whose strength lies in being objectively correct. In the greatest SportsCenter ad of all time, it was revealed that he’s a legit metalhead with long hair who lives with his mom. Well, the mom part was exaggerated, we hope, but whatever. Anyways, he met Slayer recently, presumably on one of their tour stops in Alberta, Canada.
John Clayton Met Slayer, and It Was Good
