CRACK CANDY
BODY CUTTER
Videos by VICE
SERIAL KILLER DOLLS American Psycho
NOKIA CELL PHONE
BIRKENSTOCK ROLLER SKATES
Freaking everyone out by putting on a Japanese puke porn DVD is fucking juvenile. You’re a grown-up now, so slide out into the living room in these puppies and casually ask if anyone needs another beer. It gives people such a visceral feeling of pure nausea you feel like human Ipecac.
This month’s winner: COCAINE