Armie Hammer Really Wants You to Know He Got Arrested for Weed One Time

Not only is Armie Hammer an incredible actor with impeccable dancing abilities, a great sense of humor, and, uh, easy on the eyes, the actor has a delightful, mom-like social media presence. Lately, his Twitter has shifted from a place where he’s shared what he’s been listening to, to an outlet for voicing the intimate thoughts he has about certain universal truths.

Anyone with speakers and booze get hugs.

— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) January 29, 2018

Shower thought of the day:
Isn’t it weird that the human body has so many holes (ears, nose, mouth, ass, etc…) yet if you dunk a body under water none of the water seeps in?

— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) February 14, 2018

He’s shown us that, while he may look like a god, he’s just a mere mortal who’s big enough to admit when he’s wrong.

Gracies GQ Mexico y Latinoamerica… on stands now! https://t.co/9RzbuhtzsR

— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) February 26, 2018

Gracias* ha.

— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) February 26, 2018

And the guy’s even been known to drop some heavy history knowledge on his followers.

Just listened to a children’s song with Harper and the girl wanted to be a princess and the boy wanted to be a pirate… I guess they forgot the most successful pirate of all time was a woman who controlled a pirate army of 40,000. #ChingShih

— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) February 28, 2018

But on Tuesday, Hammer shifted mediums to Instagram to share a very revealing, personal moment from his past. Even though it’s not Thursday, the Call Me by Your Name star was compelled to post a #TBT photo of his 2011 mugshot, geotagged at the Sierra Blanca checkpoint along the Texas-Mexico border.

Watch out, Jeremy Meeks.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgRJmC_hPRj/?utm_source=ig_embed

That’s right, people. Armie Hammer, the guy who played Harvard bros Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, as well as a fucking Disney prince, has a criminal past. According to TMZ, the mugshot is from Hammer’s 2011 arrest in Texas for marijuana possession, where he was found with one pot brownie and not one, not two, but three weed cookies. He apparently spent the day in jail and paid a $1,000 fine before the cops let him go.

But instead of, you know, just going about his movie star life, palling around with Timothée Chalamet in Italy or whatever, Hammer bestowed on us a souvenir from his trip down south, giving all his followers a subtle and important reminder that like Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg, Barry O, and a majority of Americans, the guy likes to blaze it. Maybe that explains some of his tweets.

Shower thought of the day:
Isn’t it weird that the human body has so many holes (ears, nose, mouth, ass, etc…) yet if you dunk a body under water none of the water seeps in?

— Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) February 14, 2018

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