Science may say the building blocks of life are the cell, but I’m gonna agree to disagree. In my eyes, it’s Legos. Those little plastic pieces perk me right up and get the noggin thinking. After a long day, I can crack open a Diet Coke, turn on a meditative episode of King of the Hill, and get down to business. It sure beats playing Wordle.
There’s something about going through the individual Lego pieces that is almost therapeutic, but as much as I enjoy the process, I also love the resulting quirky decor. Just last night, I built this low-lift holiday camper van from Lego’s City Collection. With just under 200 pieces, it was enough of a puzzle to get me thinking for under an hour without too much mental stamina. I placed it on top of a couple books near my window for some cute trinket action (picture below as proof). If you’re looking for your next weeknight wind-down or just a centerpiece for your <a href="https://www.westelm.com/products/marble-topped-pedestal-side-table-h1474/?pkey=sside%20table256″ target=”_blank” rel=”noopener”>abstract side table, here are seven Lego sets for adults that a yellow-brick-headed Bob Ross would love to play with.
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Art for idiots
Art can be hard to understand at times. What does it mean? What was the artist feeling? This set lets you bypass the pondering by just building it. The 2,000+ piece kit is a 3D recreation of The Starry Night, complete with swirling clouds and rolling hills, created in collaboration with the MoMA. You can hang it on the wall once finished with its included hook, or rest it aside your parent’s picture table to overshadow your cringe college portrait. It’s often sold out, so snag it while it’s in stock.
Replace your coffee table books
This Lego globe model actually spins—love those details. It features glow-in-the-dark tiles on oceans and continents to get things lit at night, along with vintage-style ship and compass icons for added charm. Sip a glass of Scotch and get spinning.
Checkmate
Not so good at geography? Maybe you’d prefer a chess break. This set includes a buildable chess board and playing pieces that you can store inside the board. Duel with your frenemies or engage in a friendly $5 bet once you’re done building.
Immortal plants for the lazy
How am I supposed to remember to water plants? I can’t even manage to eat a bowl of cereal for breakfast. Maybe such responsibilities will come with age, but for now, I’m focusing on plants that require zero care and maintenance. Construct your own bonsai tree, Bird of Paradise, flower bouquet, or family of succulents that require no light in your one-window dwelling. And you won’t feel bad for never receiving flowers [sheds tear].
Honor “The King”
This set is unique given there are no blocks, just tiny pegs in which you can recreate three different photos of Elvis’ iconic face. With over 3,000 pieces, it will take some time and focus. Once complete, hang it over your bed or add it to your bathroom wall so people can enjoy a sexy view of The King while finishing their business.
Shred brotha
Slash called—he wants his Fender Lego set back. If it’s not already in his dressing room, it should be. You can construct the body of a classic Strat with either red or black blocks, string it better than the guy at Sam Ash, add tuning pegs, a pickup switch, whammy bar, and a ‘65 Princeton Reverb amplifier, and pretend like you’re on stage at Ozzfest.
An at-home getaway
Say bon voyage without dropping a huge sack of dough with Lego’s architecture collection. You can make amazing landmarks such as the Eiffel Tower, Taj Mahal, and Great Pyramid of Giza to scratch that traveling itch. I recently copped the Singapore Skyline and it was a hell of a lot cheaper than a plane ticket.
Super Mario simps
Will we ever tire of the Super Mario franchise? Nah. Show support for the Nintendo cinematic (gaming) universe with a mutant-sized, iconic question mark block found in nearly every Super Mario game.
Pretend you’re a wizard
No one knows Mr. Potter better than us millennials. I, for one, wish I could’ve attended Hogwarts and played a rousing game of flying quidditch. Besides reading the books, fill the void by building this badass Hogwarts Castle.
Free moola
Lost all your hard-earned clams during poker night? That’s OK! Just build yourself a faux money tree and visit it every day to ask that a sack of cash makes it way to you.
Man’s best friend
Everyone loves a puppy, but if your landlord is a grinch toward pets, these twin St. Bernard pups should stand in for animal companionship. Plus, you don’t have to take them outside to pee when it’s cold out or you’re hungover.
Or, you can just steal your little cousin’s Legos.
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