Did You Buy Your Mark Zuckerberg Doll Yet?

ZERO: The Most Friendly Toy Ever Seen

Forget about being TIME’s Person of the Year; you’re not truly legit until you have your own action figure. Presenting the new Poking Inventor toy (that’s the actual name, I kid you not), the new Mark Zuckerberg doll that was “inspired from a man who makes the world more open and connected.”

Our Facebook wonderboy now finds himself among an elite few, sharing an honor reserved for the likes of Steve Jobs and Optimus Prime.

Priced at a measly $70, the creators are calling it “the most friendly toy [they’ve] have ever seen.” We’re calling it the most socially awkward.

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