​BC Man Found Bathing His Junk In Milk at Gas Station After Getting Doused in Bear Spray

Thanks to a dude in Penticton, BC, we can now all have the image of a naked man rubbing his junk with homo milk forever burnt into our minds.

Penticton Mounties were called to a gas station at two in the morning last week because a man had taken his clothes off and was bathing his genitals in milk after accidentally spraying himself with bear spray.

Naturally, we have many questions about, well, all of this.

Don Wrigglesworth, an RCMP spokesperson, kind of helped to explain after police found the man already naked when they arrived.

"He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain," Wrigglesworth told the Canadian Press.

Milk is a common antidote for spicy food, so I guess I can understand this guy's thought process in using it to soothe his burning dick.

But I'd really love to know how exactly one *accidentally* gets bear spray on themselves, in particular, gets bear spray on their dick. According to Wrigglesworth, the man told police that three men had attacked him—but after police investigated they concluded he sprayed himself by accident.

The story gets even better though because later on that night, police found five more people rolling on the ground outside a house after they too were sprayed with bear spray.

Eventually they told police that the duel started over some debt.

I'm just gonna assume it's some weird sex thing because seriously, what else could it be?

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