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Everything You Need To Know About Panthers-Eagles

This game…this was not a good game. It was making-a-smoothie-from-the-booth bad, actually. The bit popped up in reference to Chip Kelly’s sports science angle and while It’s certainly a welcome distraction from watching Cam Newton getting steamrolled for nine sacks, it’s pretty involved for anything but the fourth quarter of a 45-21 blowout. Silver lining from this game? The blender, banana, Chuckie’s Protein Shake, and the pineapple could all be put to future use as an emergency package in case of another shitty primetime game; they seem to be increasing in frequency. 

Also, Jon Gruden:

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