Oh, to be Team USA right now. You've got literally the whole world ahead of you—and arguably at your feet, as you'll be dunking on all kinds of fools from other countries in the sport invented in your country, with sneakers at eye level. The team is heading from Chicago to Houston today to finish off a series of exhibition games, and decided to blast Vanessa Carlton's 2002 smash hit "A Thousand Miles." This is not only an adorable choice, but an appropriate one (they're traveling, get it?), but Carmelo Anthony is absolutely not feeling it.c'mon Melo!
(via @DeMar_DeRozan) pic.twitter.com/cu8g4u8o4X
— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) July 30, 2016
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Makes you wonder the kind of shit you'd see if the Dream Team had SnapChat. This is going to be one hell of a summer.UPDATE:Apparently, that rousing round of "A Thousand Miles" really tuckered everyone out, because now nearly all of Team USA is asleep—that is, except for Draymond.thank you draymond pic.twitter.com/MUdWVsqR0i
— James Herbert (@outsidethenba) July 30, 2016
King Troll up in this piece. Always with the extra energy, that Draymond. Wait 'til the 10 hour flight to Rio, and maybe Dray will throw together a Kanye "Famous" remix edit.Draymond Green appears to be the only one awake on the Team USA plane. He won't stop bugging his teammates. pic.twitter.com/1mylXov4uc
— Kenny Ducey (@KennyDucey) July 30, 2016