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Patrick Kane Bobblehead Night is Happening, Despite Being Nowhere Close to a Good Idea

January 4 is Patrick Kane bobblehead night. Get your tickets.

Weird stuff going down in the Patrick Kane rape investigation does not mean that there is no more Patrick Kane rape investigation. Regardless, the Blackhawks released their giveaway schedule today, and there, smack dab on January 24th, is Patrick Kane bobblehead night. Brilliance.

The Blackhawks have been under fire for playing Kane, who received a standing ovation during a scrimmage from fans on September 17. The fact that he's not suspended—but rather having a G-D trophy giveaway night—means that the Blackhawks don't really care about the "I-told-you-so" moment, if and when it happens.