Christmastime is full of unspeakable horrors that usually involve elderly relatives getting drunk and telling younger relatives that they are “professional students,” “have put on a few pounds,” or “don’t know how to live like a human being.” It’s fun stuff to watch as long as you’re not the target. But if for whatever reason you are unable to make it to Christmas with the family this year, we’ve selected five Christmas horror movies that will supply at least some of the laughs and appalling predicaments you’ll be missing at the dinner table.
Black Christmas
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Silent Night, Deadly Night
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984)Santa’s Slay
SANTA’S SLAY (2005)Jack Frost
Night Train Murders
JACK FROST (1996) NIGHT TRAIN MURDERS (1974) Night Train Murders
