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Kansas State’s Marching Band Show Featured a Jayhawk Fellating the Starship Enterprise.

Tell me this isn’t a Jayhawk and “something” going into its mouth. You can’t convince me otherwise. pic.twitter.com/xajPEJoK1V
— Scott Pufahl (@pufizzle) September 6, 2015

The Kansas State band would have you believe that this is The Enterprise from Star Trek defeating the rival-Kansas Jayhawk in an epic space battle. It is not that. It is not that at all. It is the rival-Kansas Jayhawk fellating, at best, something that could be interpreted as the starship Enterprise. Live long and prosper.

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h/t SB Nation