For all of his pressed duck and chicken parm cravings, Bronsolino’s got a serious sweet tooth. When it came time for Mr. Wonderful to create a sundae, it’s no surprise that it was a gargantuan ode to the banana split with a list of toppings that would raise the eyebrows of even the most laissez-faire cardiologist.
A single serving contains an entire pint of mint chip ice cream and is topped with four deep-fried Oreos, a mountain of whipped cream, and the all-important waffle cone crumble. Even the healthy part of this sundae doesn’t catch a break, with plantain slices cooked in three tablespoons of butter and a cup-and-a-half of brown sugar.
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Oh, yeah, and then you light the plantains on fire while they soak in Henny. Poor guys never stood a chance.
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