Man Tries to Impress Women on a Cardiff Dancefloor, Shits Himself Instead

Read: Professional Poo Diver

Ever slut drop so many times in a Cardiff nightclub that you ended up evacuating your bowels and waddling to the bathroom with your hand clasped between your ass cheeks as three women looked on, in a mixture of disgust and disbelief? No? Oh.

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Well, the pick-up artist in this video has. And, unfortunately for him, the club’s (suspiciously?) good CCTV camera catches the whole incident, which is now online so we can all laugh at him.

Speaking to the Mirror, the guy’s “friend” said, “He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the crap out of himself. He had a bad stomach the night before we left. He wasn’t going to go but I forced him to come, so partly my fault!”

It is believed that the club’s DJ mixed Jack Ü’s “Where Are Ü Now?” into a particularly meaty rendition of the Brown Sound.