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The Nintendo Switch 2 Should Launch With ‘1-2-Switch 2’ — Let Me Explain

Hear me out. The Nintendo Switch 2 has the opportunity to correct one of its predecessor’s launch missteps.

The Nintendo Switch 2 Should Launch With ‘1-2-Switch 2’ -- Let Me Explain
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Yes, I know there was technically a “sequel” to 1-2-Switch. And, yes, I’m deliberately ignoring it. So, it’s safe to say that 2025 will likely be the fabled Nintendo Switch 2’s time to shine. There are constant mini-leaks and rumors, and in my mind, it’s all but inevitable. However, the console will need some engaging launch titles, right? With WarioWare: Move It! and Super Mario Party Jamboree reviving the goodwill of mini-game collections, I earnestly believe it’s time for 1-2-Switch 2!

Firstly, the name is adorable. But, secondly — most importantly — 1-2-Switch had some great ideas Nintendo could implement to bring in the next generation! …No, I don’t want “Baby” to come back. “Baby” can go to Hell. In fact, at least half of those mini-games need to be locked in a vault and thrown into the deepest part of the ocean.

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“Sneaky Dice” deserves another chance, though. Nintendo was on to something there. Now, it was “We have Liar’s Dice at home” coded. But, since Liar’s Bar is a constant streamer/YouTuber pop-off title, why not capitalize on that momentum? “Wizards” could also make a comeback! Honestly, maybe instead of facing each other, “Wizards” could be a four-player co-op on-rails spell-fest.

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a strong mini-game collection experience would be the perfect Nintendo switch 2 starter

Selfishly, I’m a big mark for mini-game collections. Bad ones, good ones — they’re just a fun time! Plus, I know nobody played it, apparently, but Wii Party U was a phenomenal game! That’s the energy and effort I want for a sequel that will likely never come out! But, come on, it’s almost a tradition. The Nintendo Switch 2 needs something similar.

2 Switch, 2 Furious. Switch 2-Uh: Now Featuring The Meme That Hasn’t Aged Well. 1 Switch, 2 Switch, Red Switch, Blue Switch just give me my damn mini-games, Nintendo. Whatever natural evolution the console comes with, I just hope it’s fun, silly, and blows everything else out of the water. Nintendo is supremely good at showing up randomly, dropping a 10/10 game on us, and hibernating for three months before their next smash hit. You can set your watch to it at this point!