Beyoncé‘s publicist demanded we take these photos down. These are the photos Beyoncé DOESN’T WANT you to see! Here they are. Look at them if you dare…
Beyoncé HATES this photo of a cat hanging onto a tree branch. It infuriates her. She would not appreciate you looking at it!
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This photo of John Stamos’ belly button? Beyoncé despises it. She loathes the human navel. Gaze upon it and defy the Queen.
Beyoncé absolutely cannot handle this press shot of My Chemical Romance. She detests the color scheme and general presentation and refuses to look at it. She would hate for you to be doing so.
A kite shaped like a butterfly? Beyoncé has not the time to be dealing with such trivial nonsense. May this serve as a warning to you.
A dog so unnaturally puffy? NO. Not for Beyoncé, nor you for that matter.
The still from the movie Jurassic World where Chris Pratt holds back the dinosaurs with a flash of his rippling forearms? She forbids you from observing this sorcery.
Bah! One of those Magic Eye paintings, perhaps depicting a sailboat or some sort of astronaut? Never shall it be viewed!
This photo of Guy Fieri where he has been Photoshopped to look like a Centaur? May it never know the grace of Beyoncé’s vision.
This mountain goat with Mount Rushmore as a backdrop? Preposterous for many reasons!
This photo of the late Bob Ross be damned in the eyes of Beyoncé!
