You’re antisocial. You’re a recluse. Summer is here and you want to enjoy it. But you’re basically a gargoyle with dandruff issues and get very self-conscious about appearing in public. You need to leave the shaded confines of your own squalor, and soon.
Well don’t worry, Quasimodo! Now you have a good reason to crawl out of the musty, plate-cum-ashtray filled damphole you call your home: our friends at Noisey have a three-day tent at Beacons Festival this August for you to enjoy! The fun-filled lineup includes Swim Deep, Jacuzzi Boys, Eagulls, King Krule, Savages, Splashh and a bunch of other people just bursting at the seams to entertain you. It’ll be a breath of fresh air in your lonely existence; just what every self-diagnosing internet depressive needs in the summer months. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend?
The festival takes place on Funkirk Estate in Skipton, Leeds from the 17th to the 19th of August. We’ll have more on the festival soon, plus the Noisey guys have some exciting competitions coming up for you to enter over at Noisey.com. You can find out more and buy tickets here.
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So, if you can still remember how to enjoy yourself with other humans, head down. Give yourself a break.
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