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Report: Rams Head Coach Jeff Fisher Bafflingly Manages To Hold Onto His Job For Two More Years

Jeff Fisher is less a person right now than a stand-in phrase for ‘mediocrity at best.’ It’s unclear how he brewed up a special batch of failure this year, but it always seems to be the right formula for holding on by a thread. Because after hanging drearily at 4-7 so far this season—and not holding a record better than .500 since 2008—he just signed an extension for two more years on his contract.

Apparently, this contract has been in the works for months:

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If you’re scratching your head until your fingers buckle, maybe you should consider this before you chalk it up to a mystery:

Trump’s America: where no one bats an eye at the Jared Kushners of the world.