The Internet has seen countless Top 10 lists, but one question they’ve never answered is: “I have a ________ puppy—what’s the best song to walk it to?” After racking my brain over this I approached The Chainsmokers, a duo known for their puppy previews and a song about taking photos of yourself, to help provide a solution for generations to come.
The Chainsmokers: The perfect puppy is: A King Charles.
This dog has royalty in its blood and tons of swag in its look. It’s not a dog that is an overstatement; it’s just the perfect amount of right…
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The perfect puppy is: A Siberian Husky.
This dog is about as clean as it comes. Crystal clear eyes and makes a statement. The owner like the song is beautiful…
The perfect puppy is: A British Bull Dog.
This dog only has a spiked collar on and plenty of attitude in its bullishness. It doesn’t even need a leash, fuck it.
The perfect puppy is: A Shiba Inu.
This dog is sprightly, like a Pikachu it is always bouncing around. At the dog park you always want to pet it, but it always backs away before you can touch it.
The perfect puppy is: A Shaggy the Dog.
This dog is chill as hell. In fact, you aren’t even sure how it sees with all the fur in front of its face. It looks like a giant awesome mop and has no interest in playing ball. This dog posts up and chills.
The perfect puppy is: A Golden Retriever.
This dog is majestic as fuck and smooth as a criminal. Its been killing it since its creation and effortlessly too. This dog has its own backyard, it ain’t got no time for a dog park.
The perfect puppy is: A Chow Chow.
With its blue tongue, this dog is a head turner but don’t get too close cause it doesn’t like that. The owner won’t warn you either…
The perfect puppy is: A Pug.
This dog is dressed up to the nines, its got the mini dog leather on and a designer leash. The owner wastes half his paycheck on dog clothes. But it’s a damn cool dog.
The perfect puppy is: A Saint Bernard.
Head turner… Just the sheer size of this dog is powerful. The owner is walking around NYC like “yes, my apartment is big enough to fit this dog, don’t worry about me!”
The perfect puppy is: A Mutt from the pound.
This dog is a blend of so many cool things and is healthier too. The owner is scrappy and didn’t want to pay for the pure breed but also wanted to save a dog from being put down.
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