YOUR FAVORITE BAND: ADELE

Do you know what’s fun? Reading fan fiction about bands and singers written by other bands and singers! Do you see what we did there?

In this first installment of Your Favorite Band, Brigette Adair Herron from Tunabunny takes us on an emotional journey of her fictitious love for Adele.

You could have had it all. Both of you.

It’s been almost five years since you and your husband had to give up your poultry farming business. Well, it was never really your business to begin with-you raised chickens for one of the largest poultry producers in the southeastern United States. They provided the baby chicks and the feed and then all you had to do was make sure that they grew up. After a few weeks the company would come back to pick up the chickens and write you a check. You would receive a certain amount per pound of chicken. It seemed so easy, especially since you didn’t have to be involved in the slaughter. At least, this was how the company pitched it to you.

Read the rest over at VICE.