It’s a good thing we don’t let animals play football. Because they’d likely kick the shit out of us. New Orleans Saints running back Mark Ingram got a taste of a little interspecies athletics when a security dog just wrecked the man, mid-stride.
Ingram and various other NFL players—and Rex Ryan for whatever hilarious reason—are touring with the USO, and landed at the Aviano Air Base near Venice. As a part of it, someone decided it would be hilarious to suit Ingram up and let an attack dog have a go at him. And things went pretty poorly for Ingram:
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To be fair, though, it was a bit of a horse-collar—even Ingram knows that. He even gave a little play-by-play of how the dog eventually downed him. He knows it wasn’t pretty:
Air Bud: Golden Receiver better watch out. These Italian dogs mean business.
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