A man by the name of Bill Shakepeare once said, “When love speaks, the voice of all the gods makes heaven drowsy with the harmony.” Apparently, our esteemed colleagues here in the VICE offices are not up to snuff on their Elizabethan literature because when we asked them to author some Valentine’s Day cards to their favorite DJs, the result was a near X-rated slew of erotic dirty doings.
Read on to see what many of these qualified journalists had to say to their deejay crushies and just make sure you’re not in sight of any small children.
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