We consult the stars to divine whether an ex is over us, which 90s trend to try, and what to binge-stream next. So why not use astrology to navigate the endless stream of new weed products? Whether you’re shopping for an early-adapter Aquarius or design-obsessed Scorpio, this crop of products is as fresh as just-harvested kush. Take a gander and get inspired to give (or get) these next-level gifts.
Aries: Calming CBD Tincture
This high-potency CBD tincture oil will help ambitious, impatient Aries get into a productive headspace, minus the Sunday scaries-level stress. To match their fiery energy, opt for energizing flavor like orange blossom from Charlotte’s Web, blood orange from Lazarus Naturals, or mango from Juju Royal.
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Taurus: Luxe Kush Candle
Homebody Taurus is the queen of JOMO, always choosing a night of masking and Killing Eve over a crowded party. Help them get into cozy mode with the Boy Smells Purple Kush candle, which exudes notes of cassis, tulip, and lilac.
Gemini: A Chic, Low-Maintenance Vape
Curious, chameleon-like Gemini is always flitting between new people and places. The Rainbow Dipper Vaporizer, an auto-loading, pocket-sized vape has a rainbow palette that matches their many moods. Bonus—a portion of proceeds go to LGBTQIA+ causes. [Ed. note: That vape is currently sold out, but check out this similarly iridescent pocket pipe from Dangle Supply.
Dangle Supply Ti Cobb Neon Pipe, $60 at Tetra
Blaze on!]
Cancer: Cannabis Cooking Oil Infusion Kit
There’s nothing better to soothe a sensitive Cancer than cooking or crafting their worries away. Give them an excuse to DIY in the kitchen with this cannabis infusion device, the “Easy Bake Oven for cannabis,” from Ardent.
Ardent FX With Concentrate & Infusion Sleeve, $350 at Ardent Cannabis
Leo: Artsy Vape Kit
Creative, outgoing Leos will love humble-bragging when they show off the Aaron Kai x Aurora vape kit, including an award-winning pen, dabber, and zip case—all in a psychedelic Hawaiian-inspired print. Tuck Milk Makeup’s new Kush Lip Glaze inside the pouch for an extra glamorous touch.
[Ed. note: The Aaron Kai x Aurora vape kit is now sold out, but check out this comparably colorful stash kit on Etsy:
Rollin’ with the Homies Joint Kit, $24.99 on Etsy
Happy smoking!]
Virgo: Eco-Friendly Extracts
Virgo’s conscientious, perfectionistic nature makes them fierce environmental advocates who prefer when things are clean and tidy. Natural, mineral-based DabTabs are a low-waste (and mess-free) way for them to get high.
[Ed. note: DabTabs are sold out, but dab-loving Virgos can stay organized with this dab kit on Etsy, made from 100% biodegradable plastic:
DabLit Herbal Organizer and Dab Rig, $44.99 at Etsy
Dab on!]
Libra: Custom Mood Vape Pen
Balanced, brainy Libra wants to know exactly what’s in any product they put in their body. That’s why they’ll be into LucidMood pens, which combine CDB, THC, and terpenes to target and trigger different moods, like party or focus.
Scorpio: Elevated Weed Decor
Scorpios like their abodes to reflect their intense, passionate personalities. The new Jonathan Adler x Higher Standards cannabis-inspired decor collab lets Scorpios express their stoner selves with a sophisticated valet tray or hashish box.
Sagittarius: Weed-Themed Art That Gives Back
Give philosophical Sagittarius a Goldleaf CBD jotter to help them reflect on their high experiences. To appeal to their altruistic streak, a portion of sales from this plant print go to the military nonprofit Project Sanctuary.
Capricorn: Low-Key Hemp Softgels
Just because Capricorns prefer to stick the rules, doesn’t mean they never break them—they just don’t want the world to know. The ideal gift: Shanti hemp CBD oil softgels, which can be popped privately to mellow out before bed.
Aquarius: Futuristic Vape
Aquarians are early adapters, so they’ll revel in the Hydrology9 vape, a meticulously-designed piece featuring liquid filtration and a borosilicate glass body for an optimized vaping experience. They can always upgrade to the Cloudious9’s next invention, the Atomic9 mini convection vape.
Pisces: Mood-Boosting Gummies
Fast-acting cannabis-infused Plus gummies will instantly uplift the sometimes Eeyore-ish Pisces. As a options-loving sign, they’ll appreciate the variety of flavors, including mango and blackberry lemon.
Check out more inspiring weed gifts from the VICE team here.
Editor’s note: This story was updated in April 2021 to replace links to products that were no longer available. This story was originally published in April 2019.
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