We at Noisey are the curious, transparent type, happy to let our readers probe the innermost paths of our consciousnesses with no censoring or holding back. Ergo, we’ve decided to show you what we were Googling during the week in the hopes that you’ll better understand us—warts and all.
Dan Ozzi, Editor
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Dan has got one thing on his mind: Drugs, and how to do them at a music festival.
Drew Millard, Features Editor
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Drew wants to believe those hoverboards were real, but alas. He is also into True Detective, even if you’re supposed to think Rust and Marty are a bunch of dicks.
Eric Sundermann, Managing Editor
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Eric is willing to spend the remainder of his paycheck on a pair of Red Octobers, if you know where to find them, so that he can wear them while singing along to Taylor Swift and watching Furby sex without wondering if he went wrong somewhere.
Lauren Nostro, Guest Editor
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Lauren, like Eric, wants to know when Shaun White got hot. Is he hotter than Rick Ross, though? Who could ever definitively say?
Fred Pessaro, Editor in Chief
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Kim Phuc
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You’ll never catch Fred dead in a pair of Heelys, even if they do help you get around much faster.
Kim Taylor Bennett, Style Editor
Cadbury’s Creme egg?
Tiffany’s Guide to Table Manners
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Kim dreams of a future where insurance isn’t ridiculously priced and phasers are real, not nerd myth.
Jeremy Gordon, Weekend Editor
“Marijuana makes my day”
Not Cool Greg Gutfeld
Pirate John King
Living Tribunal
Pau Gasol trade rigged
Los Angeles Lakers
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Who is the Yellow King
Hamish Linklater
Jerry Dantana
True Detective Conversations
“You’re in Carcosa with me now”
Coldplay Magic lyrics
Jeremy is also way into True Detective, and is still pondering the ramifications of that bullshit Pau Gasol trade.
Here’s what we were listening to, too.