If you’d told me ten years ago that I would one day spend an hour and a half beneath the vaulted ceilings of a London pub, eating quinoa salad with the man who writes the Wetherspoons News magazine, I may have questioned your soothsaying.
And yet, here we are, just a few weeks after MUNCHIES received a rather mysterious email from the JD Wetherspoon PR team, which made the pub chain’s new range of hot dogs, burgers, and salads sound more like a comprehensive dossier of state secrets than a spring menu launch. “Would rather not go into too much detail re the meals as they are not launched in the pubs until March 8,” the email read. “And we don’t want competitors knowing about them.”
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This, I thought, must be how Edward Snowden felt.
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