Adam Jackson
Waiting Four Hours for the Free Mandarin Buffet Was the Best Way to Spend Canada Day
We sent a fearless reporter to Canadian-Chinese buffet The Mandarin's free all-you-can-eat Canada Day extravaganza.
P Diddy and Mark Wahlberg's Lazy Attempt to Redefine Water
As someone who constantly ends up accidentally hungover through no fault of my own, I was immediately drawn to Puff Daddy and Mark Wahlberg’s strange announcement that they had joined forces to relaunch "Aqua Hydrate"—potentially the laziest named...