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Why Fulham FC Are the Essence of Schadenfreude
Their Premier League relegation reminds us all that watching the rich fail terribly is one of England's favourite pastimes.
English Football's 'Coked-Up Lad Army' Are Fitting Emblems of Our Coked-Up Tribal Nation
No one will admit it, but the Premier League and cocaine go brilliantly with each other.
England's Football Team Should Just Start Signing More Players from Ireland, Scotland and Wales
Declan Rice is set to make his international debut for England, ten days after being named Ireland's Young Player of the Year. Who's to say Southgate can't pinch more players from other nations?
Theo Walcott and the English Football Fan’s Perception of Time
Now that he’s 30, it's finally time to say RIP to the former wonderboy's untapped potential, to allow it to find its own quiet peace.
The Real Madrid Era Is Over
Last night, European football's bloated kings were scythed down by a younger, hungrier side.
In Football, the Aftermath of Triumph and Failure Is Much the Same
Within every silver lining, there is a cloud.
Sexuality and Self-Discovery in Epping Forest
We spoke to author Luke Turner, whose memoir 'Out of the Woods' traverses identity via the lens of the London-to-Essex sprawl.
The Premier League Is Just a Never-Ending Circus of Crisis
How did we reach a stage where each club and every fanbase carries its own ticking Doomsday Clock?
The Shocking Rebirth of Dušan Tadić
The Ajax number ten's talismanic performance against Real Madrid was a world away from his time at Southampton.
Say Goodbye to the Internet's Favourite Place to Illegally Watch Football
After a blissful few seasons, Reddit has finally acknowledged the monolithic TV rights-pyre burning in their back garden.
It's Time For Arsenal to Accept Their Mundane Future
Sometimes you just have to accept that tomorrow won't be as bright as you thought.