Joel Golby
Joel Golby is a writer for VICE UK and the author of the book Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Sliver of a Window for £700
Let’s face it, if you want natural light you could always just step outside.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Great Investment For Scumbag Landlords
Here's a fun experiment for those with a soul: Would you buy this flat and rent it out for £754 a month?
Tory Leadership Candidates, Ranked By How Likely They Are to Eat a Worm
The most important question of the 2022 Conservative leadership race, answered: Would they eat a worm?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Would You Pay £850 to Sleep By an Oven?
It's not just any oven. It's an oven in Slough.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat Actively Hostile to Human Life
Do you need to sit? Use the toilet? Sleep in a bed? Sorry, this isn't the place for you!
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Another Hellish Airbnb Turned Flat for Rent
Would you like to pay over a grand to live in Stoke? In this grey nightmare?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Sure, Cut a Bit of Stair Out for a Wardrobe
What is so special about wardrobes that it was worth cutting a little bit of stair out of a stair to fit one in?
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat So Tiny You Can't Fit a Bed In
Choose between sleep or accessing your fridge. You can only pick one.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Hellish Flat Perfect for These Dystopian Times
A single tiny window? Sinister lighting? An overwhelming feeling of dread? I know exactly what this is.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Is This the Smallest Flat in the UK?
I'm not carrying a tape measure around, but this looks like the tiniest place ever profiled in this column.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: Estate Agents Have a New Dirty Trick
Need to cover up the fact your studio flat has no bedroom? Disguise it with luxury shopping bags.
Rental Opportunity of the Week: The Disease of Landlordism Has Spread North
This pathetic mezzanine bed-above-a-kitchen in Sheffield is proof.