Sam Weiner

My Stupid, Sad Quest to Grow a Beard

01.12.18

By Sam Weiner
Entertainment

I Watched 15 Hours of ‘Fox & Friends’ and I Want to Die

10.16.17

By Sam Weiner
A Handwriting Analysis Laid My Soul Bare

02.10.17

By Sam Weiner
Sex

I Wore Pheromones to Become a Sex God

12.30.16

By Sam Weiner
The Ten Commandments Rewritten for Our Modern, Perilous Times

10.14.16

By Sam Weiner
This Contract Is the Only Way to Make Sure Your Friends Actually Like You

09.26.16

By Sam Weiner
I Used Dr. Bronner’s Soap for Everything and Now I’m Ruined

09.08.16

By Sam Weiner