Getting Laid

Money

Your Career Might Be Influencing How Much Sex You’re Having

01.14.19

By Chris D'Alessandro
Sex

How to Have (Good) Sex at Schoolies

12.04.17

By Claire Sullivan
Sex

The Lonely Dudes Using ‘Magick’ to Get Laid

11.19.16

By Mack Lamoureux
Sex

We Asked People For Their Best One Night Stand Exit Strategies

10.10.16

By Beatrice Hazlehurst
Music

An Emotional and Cultural History of the First Two ‘American Pie’ Soundtracks

10.29.15

By Emma Garland
Entertainment

The Lucas Brothers Are the Next Big Thing in Identical Twin Stoner Comedy

01.22.15

By Dave Schilling
Music

The Noisey Guide To Making A Sex Mix

08.20.14

By Emma Garland
Music

Having Sex at Festivals Isn’t Just Disgusting, It’s Shit

07.09.14

By Emma Garland
Music

THUMP’s Bro Guide to Getting Laid at Festivals

05.27.14

By THUMP Canada Staff
Music

Reasons Why It’s Impossible to Get Laid on Tour

01.09.13

By Benjamin Shapiro

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Horoscopes

Weekly Horoscope: December 22-28

This week marks the beginning of Capricorn season, ushering in greater pragmatism and responsibility. How will your sign fare, stargazer?

12.22.24

By Melanie A. Davis
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Sports

Danhausen Returns at Ring of Honor’s Final Battle

Danhausen is back in Ring of Honor after a three year absence.

12.21.24

By Haley Miller
WWE

Sports

WWE SmackDown Gets Major Upgrade for 2025

WWE SmackDown is moving to three hours in 2025.

12.21.24

By Haley Miller
Screenshots: Facebook/Jon St John, Sega

Gaming

Duke Nukem, Who Was Also Big the Cat, Apparently Wants to Buy His Franchise Back Through Crowdfunding

“Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my Froggy.” So, yeah, Duke Nukem/Big the Cat wants his franchise back!

12.21.24

By Dwayne Jenkins
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Life

Club Dead? This Funeral Home Wants to Serve You Alcohol.

Pour one out for grandma.

12.21.24

By Luis Prada