Menk, by John Doran

They Fuck You Up, Your Mum and Dad – But They Save Your Life Too

10.08.18

By John Doran
I Still Can’t Speak to My Dad, Even Though He Might Be About to Die

10.01.18

By John Doran
Drugs

Why Does Everything Remind Me of Taking Cocaine?

09.24.18

By John Doran
Health

I Got Hit By a Car and Turned Into a Racist Libertines Fan

09.17.18

By John Doran
Most of My Heroes Don’t Appear on No Stamp

08.01.18

By John Doran
I Spy Something Beginning With S…

07.23.18

By John Doran
And We Could Dance

07.20.18

By John Doran
My Future Ain’t What It Used To Be

07.20.18

By John Doran
My Son Has Replaced Me with a Cardboard Daddy

04.15.14

By John Doran
The Panic of Someone Collapsing On a London Bus

03.25.14

By John Doran
Three for My Heartache and Four for My Headaches

11.19.13

By John Doran
If You Tolerate This, Then Your Children Will Be Next

11.12.13

By John Doran

One email. One story. Every week. Sign up for the VICE newsletter.

By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from VICE Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content.

See All

The Latest

Illustration by Reesa.

Horoscopes

Daily Horoscope: December 26, 2024

How will your sign fare today, stargazer?

12.26.24

By Melanie A. Davis
Screenshot: Shaun Cichacki

Gaming

Waypoint Wishlist: Nintendo GameCube Edition

For this special Holiday edition of Waypoint Wishlist, we chat about one of our favorite systems and what games we’d love a remake of.

12.25.24

By Shaun Cichacki
Screenshot: Rockstar Games

Gaming

The Upcoming ‘Grand Theft Hamlet’ Is Getting Rave Reviews? Now This Is a Christmas Present I Like!

If you never “understood” the appeal of ‘Grand Theft Auto Online,’ then ‘Grand Theft Hamlet’ is just the experience to fix that!

12.25.24

By Dwayne Jenkins
Screenshot: Electronic Arts

Gaming

‘The Sims’ Turned My Hopes and Dreams Into a Constant, Depressing Reminder of Everything I’d Never Have

For the longest time, ‘The Sims’ was the ultimate comfort game for me! As I got older, though, it became less fun and more miserable.

12.25.24

By Dwayne Jenkins
Screenshot: 505 Games

Gaming

Merry Christmas: The Epic Games Store’s Free Game Today Is a Psychological Thrill Ride

The Epic Games Store is making this a Christmas to remember! For today only, you can get one of the most insane action games for free!

12.25.24

By Dwayne Jenkins