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Time for your weekly edition of the, uh No Longer Deadspin Funbag. Today, we're talking about odd roommates, endangered minor league baseball teams, sexbots, hotel buffets, and more.
Guy Sacrifices Helmet Full of Nachos to Catch Foul Ball, Cover Stranger in Nacho Cheese
Watch an explosion of chips and cheese rain down on unsuspecting Rangers fans.
'Disco Demolition Night' Was a Disgrace, and Celebrating it Is Worse
The Chicago White Sox are commemorating an infamous 1979 near-riot in which a primarily white crowd destroyed records made by Black and gay artists. It's shameful.
Thief Steals $600,000 Worth of Signed Baseballs from Arizona Restaurant
Thirty-four baseballs were stolen from Don & Charlie’s, including balls signed by Willie Mays and Babe Ruth.
Toronto Blue Jays Are Restricting Their Players' ‘Fortnite’ Time
The Jays are going to be cutting back on their players (video) gaming time on game days.
Some Genius Matched Up MLBers to Pokémon Based on their Hairstyles
A Twitter user matched up Bryce Harper, Manny Machado, and Yasiel Puig among others, to Pokémon with similar haircuts.
Phoenix Suns Stadium Deal Vote Was Extremely Uncomfortable
The Suns got an outlandish deal for arena renovations, but not before a man reminded everyone that he shot a councilwoman that supported funding for the Arizona Diamondbacks stadium in 1997.
Watch Mariano Rivera and Family Lose it Over Unanimous Hall of Fame Induction
The legendary New York Yankees closer and his family went wild after learning he was the first to be unanimously elected to Cooperstown.
Make Your Hall of Fame Ballots Public, You Cowards
There's an anonymous bloc of writers who vote overwhelmingly against Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.
How One Baseball Team is Recovering After the Camp Fire in California
An MLB player with ties to the area is helping raise funds for Paradise High School's team.
Staff Picks: Our Favorite Sports Moments of 2018
Let's take a trip down memory lane and relive what made the year in sports so great.
Marshawn Lynch Gives, uh, Impassioned Speech to Keep A's in Oakland
The Raiders running back showed up to Oakland City Hall in shorts and flip flops to speak (briefly) on behalf of the A's.