Birthdays
The Reason You Hate Your Birthday
There are many reasons why you might not want to celebrate. As therapist Lucia Montesi explains, the most important part is just accepting how you feel.
How to Debase Yourself and Get Free Food From Chain Restaurants at the Same Time
I have discovered the holy grail of free food—a technique so ridiculous and easy that anyone can do it.
All the Shit That's About to Go Down During Libra Season
There’s a reason Libra season happens right before cuffing season, baby.
Young Thug Drops 'Slime Language,' a New "Compilation Project"
Lil Baby, Lil Uzi Vert, Gunna, and Jacquees all appear on Thugger's follow-up to April's 'Hear No Evil' EP.
I Toured Vancouver In Search of Dispensaries That Give Away Weed on Your Birthday
A friend and I decided to sample Vancouver’s lawless weed culture before legalization changes it forever.
When Your 18th Birthday Gift Is a Transfer to Adult Prison
They looked confused when they saw a baby-faced kid walk down the aisle in shackles and an orange jumpsuit.
How Dreams of Spacefaring Zombies Led to the Launch of Sputnik
What, you think there’s enough room on Earth for everyone who has ever lived? No way, we need a spaceship stat.
Study Says Birthday Candles Are Covering Your Cake in Germs
The horror show really begins when you blow out the candles.
Dad Gets Jail Time for Giving 17 Shots of Vodka to His 13-Year Old Daughter
The Pennsylvania man says that he gave her the alcohol to celebrate her birthday.