Butt Cheeks
The Butt Nut: The Bootylicious Star of the Seychelles’ Ecosystem
From the rear, a coco de mer seed is the fruit equivalent of a belfie. Frontally, it’s a life-size replica of a woman’s reproductive region, including thigh tops, an exposed belly, and a pudendal cleft. It’s the Kim Kardashian of the plant kingdom.
I Wore a Spandex Diaper to a Strip Club so I Could Come While Receiving a Lap Dance
It can't beat putting your meat between two buttcheeks.
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