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Celebrity Baby Smack Down: North West Vs. the Royal Baby
When I discovered both Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton would give birth this summer, I became excited about the prospect of a baby smack down, because watching children try to kill each other is rewarding and fun. Who will win the Thunderdome matchup...
Is the Royal Fetus Going to Be a Good Monarch?
So apparently one of the dudes who pretends to run England stuck his cock inside his wife’s vagina until stuff came out and then his wife got knocked up and now she’s going to shoot a little person out her vagina in nine months. This is big fucking...
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