match of the day
A Deep Dive Into 'Match of the Day', the Greatest Show on British Television
How the BBC's flagship patter-void became football's last remaining safe space.
Mané, Sané and Harry Kané: This Weekend in the Premier League
The football has been happening again, and the talking points include a handshake snub, the 'Match of the Day' scripting and whether or not it’s OK for players to kick each other in the head.
Does it Matter Who Presents Match of the Day?
Would it honestly make any difference if the show was anchored by a former Tory MP, or a tiny dog?
Why Don’t More Footballers Become Referees After Retirement?
While there are a whole host of former pros lining up to criticise refereeing standards on radio and television, very few decide to pick up the whistle themselves.
Deconstructing The Arbitrary Debate Over ‘World Class’ Footballers
It seems that not a week goes by without an argument over a footballer’s ‘world class’ status. Here, we call out that frame of reference for being completely fucking pointless.
Big Brother Is Watching You: Reviewing Chris Sutton On Match Of The Day
In the third segment of our Premier League Review, we baulk at the terrifying totalitarian takeover of the weekend’s football coverage by Chris Sutton.
Alan Shearer’s Banter Nightmare: Previewing This Weekend’s Match Of The Day
In our first Premier League Preview of the week, we discuss the declining standards of banter on the nation’s favourite football highlights programme.
Gary Lineker Embarrasses The Sun By Showing Common Decency, The Bastard
The Match of the Day host, England legend and newfound “leftie luvvie” has officially ruined Britain, mainly by showing some basic compassion and empathy.
The Immortal Wrath Of Chris Sutton: Previewing A Magnificent Match of the Day
In the second of this week’s Premier League Previews, we speculate about a Match of the Day recall for Chris Sutton, in all his mighty and righteous rage.
Gary Lineker and The Portal of Hell: The Premier League Review
Hark, the Premier League has returned! Behold, Gary Lineker’s diabolical knackers!
BBC Sport's Theme Tunes Are Eternally Brilliant
BBC Sport's TV theme tunes have a history of excellence that will probably never be surpassed.