Sperma
Getting Paid to Jerk Off Isn’t All It's Cracked Up to Be
Sperm donation is an easy way to make money, but it'll make you feel judged, ruin your sex life, and haunt you with the idea that you could have genetic offspring out there somewhere.
The Science of Artificial Testicles
A future in which we can cure infertility by way of sperm-making machines could be on the horizon.
The British Sperm Crisis
Not enough British men are depositing their loads in sperm banks, so we asked London men why so many of their countrymen are reluctant to give up their seed.
Palestinian Political Prisoners Are Smuggling Their Sperm Out of Israeli Jails
Though many of them aren't allowed physical contact with their wives, the prisoners can still impregnate their spouses—all they need is a little creativity.
We Asked Three Doctors How Illegal Drugs Affect Your Sperm
The older you get, the less wise it is to habitually use cocaine, meth, weed, acid, or heroin—especially if you're planning on having a child in the near future. We got an expert panel to explain just what drugs will do to your "little swimmers."
Pornhub's New Study Proves Americans Love Watching Anal Porn
Pornhub Insights, the smut giant’s data department, conducted a study about Pornhub users' anal porn consumption, discovering who has users' favorite asshole and which state watches the most booty porn on the site.
Scientists Are Working Out Whether You Can Have a Baby with Yourself
Single-parent reproduction is exactly what it sounds like—a very complicated scientific process that involves taking one person’s stem cells, making one of them male and the other female, before splicing them together to make a child.
Sugar Cum Is a Sexual Supplement That Makes Guys' Semen Taste Sweet
Sugar Cum is a sexual supplement that claims to make males' "funky tasting junk" taste sweet. Could the pill let guys eat at the Outback Steakhouse before they jizz all over their significant others' faces? I tried the pill to find out.
I Asked the Discoverer of a New Fish Why Its Anus Is on Its Head
Prosanta Chakrabarty took me on a surprisingly thrilling journey through what he calls the fish's "lifestyle," touching on why it's blind, and why it poops sperm into its mouth. Then he burned me for having a small dick.
Gagging on Jizzum
Regardless of my displeasure of swallowing, most of the porn-addled millennial men you run into these days think girls gobbling man-milk is a given. They don’t understand that swallowing something that tastes like a raw oyster might not be super...
My Trip to the Sperm Bank was Anticlimactic
I went to a sperm bank yesterday and learned all about clichés. This wasn’t the original plan. The original plan was to learn about discrimination through sperm donation, but that didn’t really work out.