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10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Medical Student
"The corpses we train with are preserved for about half the year, but by the end of the semester, they start to get moldy around the abdomen."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Cleaner
"The worst thing was walking into someone's apartment and finding their dead father just lying on the floor."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Midwife
"Some women vomit a few times during labor, others get diarrhea."
Ten Questions You Always Wanted to Ask Someone with No Sense of Smell
"I've gotten food poisoning from spoiled food that, as far as I could tell, was in otherwise perfect condition."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask an IKEA Employee
"I once witnessed a customer inhale five hot dogs in a row and puke them out again."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask an Animal Rights Activist
"On the most basic level, a human's life is not worth more than an animal's life."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Waitress
"A guest once poured champagne over her food and threw sushi around the restaurant. When I asked her what the problem was, she said, 'I've got so much money I could buy your life.'"
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask an Asexual Person
"I've even been told that the reason I don't have sex is because nobody wants to sleep with me."
Eating Fire Does Unspeakable Things to Your Insides
"When I breathe fire, I drink diesel, but the problem is that no matter how hard I try to keep it in my mouth, some of it always makes it to my stomach."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Flat Earth Conspiracy Theorist
Like, can you fall off the edge?
Ten Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Bullfighter
"Sometimes, when the bull has put on a good performance, I don't want to kill it. That happens a lot, actually."
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Recovering Alcoholic
"What I miss most about drinking is the warmth in my stomach and the feeling I can talk to anyone."